ryyde:

i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit.

(via laughboard)

neptunain:

gyspy/indie/rubber goose/green moose/guava juice/giant snake/birthday cake/large fries/chocolate shake blog

(via trencly)

teachers: dont have sex youll die

government: dont have sex youll die

everyone: dont have sex youll die

someone: im asexual

everyone: thats fucked up how could you not love sex its the best thing ever wtf

danbutt:

neptunain:

there’s an incredibly homophobic and transphobic page on facebook called heterosexuals inspiring pride and they make awful clip art comics that literally make no sense and im laughing so hard

as a certified Gay i can confirm that all of these are 100% correct

(via twerkcentral)