The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson.
what if I actually wrote an autobiography here what would you even do
i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit.
teachers: dont have sex youll die
government: dont have sex youll die
everyone: dont have sex youll die
someone: im asexual
everyone: thats fucked up how could you not love sex its the best thing ever wtf
there’s an incredibly homophobic and transphobic page on facebook called heterosexuals inspiring pride and they make awful clip art comics that literally make no sense and im laughing so hard
as a certified Gay i can confirm that all of these are 100% correct