i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit.

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gyspy/indie/rubber goose/green moose/guava juice/giant snake/birthday cake/large fries/chocolate shake blog

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teachers: dont have sex youll die

government: dont have sex youll die

everyone: dont have sex youll die

someone: im asexual

everyone: thats fucked up how could you not love sex its the best thing ever wtf



there’s an incredibly homophobic and transphobic page on facebook called heterosexuals inspiring pride and they make awful clip art comics that literally make no sense and im laughing so hard

as a certified Gay i can confirm that all of these are 100% correct

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